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City Windfarms.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Accident

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Scranton the Ride

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

Two ladies practising the trombones.

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Windfarm - Windbag

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

"One other thing, when this baby starts rollin, make sure a Health and Safety guy is way out front waving a red flag!"

'Looks like a contractor coming in expecting to get a big loan.'

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