Tool Fan Gifts

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"What old school? This is my life."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Fetching some fuel.

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

Pizza. I found the remote but now I can't find the TV.

Farm silos: flour, sugar, hops, jam.

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"Woo-hoo! Grog finally nail pesky fly!"

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

"I have two pump apps - one for shoes and one for gas."

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

I think it's your suspension!

Types of Wood

Gift Ideas #13