Hammer And Chisel Fan Gifts

Sculptor has hit block of stone, large slab has fallen on his nude model.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Tree Squirrel

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Curling Rocks!

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Mountain Bike tracks.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Steel fabricator

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

Just Married

'Looks like a contractor coming in expecting to get a big loan.'

"One other thing, when this baby starts rollin, make sure a Health and Safety guy is way out front waving a red flag!"

Types of Wood

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