Steel Works Fan Gifts

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Scientists building a tower

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Factominiums."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Campaign. And now I'd like to introduce the other half of the ticket! That's very risky. He's running with scissors.

Maraschino, Inc.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Steel fabricator

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."