Steel Works Fan Gifts

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

Stone henge swing.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"Factominiums."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Steel fabricator

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Maraschino, Inc.

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'