Heavy Machinery Fan Gifts

"How many times have I asked you, John... don't bring your work home with you!"

Just Married

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Looks like a contractor coming in expecting to get a big loan.'

"One other thing, when this baby starts rollin, make sure a Health and Safety guy is way out front waving a red flag!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Ancient taxi

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Inflatable car

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

Ecological electricity

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

"Just relax and hold still."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

Maraschino, Inc.

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.