Large Vehicle Fan Gifts

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Inflatable car

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

Small car - big man.

Maybe I should get a convertible.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'