Small Car Fan Gifts

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"The only guarantee that comes with this car is that it won't shrink in the car wash."

Maybe I should get a convertible.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Small car - big man.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"