Small Car Fan Prints

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"The only guarantee that comes with this car is that it won't shrink in the car wash."

Maybe I should get a convertible.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

'Wheel technical support line.'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Small car - big man.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Red car

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"