Compact Car Fans Prints

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Maybe I should get a convertible.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'