Compact Car Fans Gifts

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'And this is our basic model.'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Cylinder Head

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Small car - big man.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'