Tiny Car Fan Gifts

It's a bit small, but dirt cheap on gas!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Finishing Line

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Small car - big man.

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'