Tiny Car Fan Mugs

It's a bit small, but dirt cheap on gas!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Artists At The Auto Show

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Have you installed the heater?

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Finishing Line

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

Red car

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Maybe I should get a convertible.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'