Automobile Fan Gifts

Ducks crossing.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Finishing Line

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Angry pensioner

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'