Classic Vehicle Fan Gifts

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Do you buy cars here?"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'And this is our basic model.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line