Auto Parts Fan Gifts

"I have a plan to make this the most efficient, well-run auto parts shop in the country!"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Our limo's here.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Cylinder Head

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

You can't beat a good cup of tea!

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"