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Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Ancient taxi

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

Cylinder Head

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Maybe I should get a convertible.

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Small car - big man.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"