Transportation Maintenance Fan Gifts

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Heavy meals on wheels

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Tarzan mobile phone

Ancient taxi

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

Speed Bumps.

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

A bendy-cow.

'Tickets, please.'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

The Fantasy Train

Accident

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Batman getting the subway

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less

Giant Crossword out of Window.