Transport Fan Gifts

Cows on a bus.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Heavy meals on wheels

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Ancient taxi

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Inflatable car

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Tickets, please.'

The Bus Stop.

A bendy-cow.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Sid James

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

Cultchah!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'