Transport Fan Gifts

Cows on a bus.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Heavy meals on wheels

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Caliologist

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Ancient taxi

Inflatable car

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

A bendy-cow.

The Bus Stop.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'Tickets, please.'

Sid James

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)