Transportation Fan Gifts

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street

A streetcar named Gatti.

Inflatable car

"Here's the train, now!"

Ancient taxi

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Heavy meals on wheels

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Migration Music

Jasper's Limo Service.

Speed Bumps.

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Airbus

"Another flight of fancy."

'Tickets, please.'

Next stop: moon!

Ducks crossing.

"Naw, it's a drone."

A bendy-cow.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)