Alternative Transportation Fan Gifts

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

A bendy-cow.

Ducks crossing.

'Tickets, please.'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

The Fantasy Train

Pubic transport

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Batman getting the subway

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

Finishing Line

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

Giant Crossword out of Window.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'