Alternative Transportation Fan Pillows

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"Do you have anything smaller?"

Inflatable car

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Ducks crossing.

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

The Fantasy Train

Pubic transport

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Batman getting the subway

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

Giant Crossword out of Window.

Finishing Line

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"