Eco-friendly Transport Fans Pillows

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Ancient taxi

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

A bendy-cow.

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'Tickets, please.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Cultchah!

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Pubic transport

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

The Fantasy Train

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Friends Of The Turf

Giant Crossword out of Window.

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

'Green technology?'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."