Eco-friendly Transport Fans Pillows

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Ancient taxi

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Inflatable car

A bendy-cow.

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'Tickets, please.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

The Fantasy Train

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

'Green technology?'

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

Giant Crossword out of Window.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Pedalling Horse Carriage

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Friends Of The Turf