Eco-friendly Fans Pillows

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'Green technology?'

Friends Of The Turf

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

Man driving very small car

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

'Looks like a great job!'

"Yeah, you might be right, the grass is slightly greener on this side, but we're in drought too..."

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

"In the end, I chose not to wait to be phased out."

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."