Eco-friendly Fitness Fan Pillows

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Space Pioneer

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Smart Arse Meter

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Plank

Annual 10K Fun Run

Thai boxing for beginners.

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

Friends Of The Turf

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

'You're doing it wrong!'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

'Looks like a great job!'

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."