Eco-friendly Fitness Fan Pillows

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Recycling bottle bank.

Space Pioneer

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Smart Arse Meter

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

The 39 Steps

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Thai boxing for beginners.

Plank

Annual 10K Fun Run

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'You're doing it wrong!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Friends Of The Turf

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

'Looks like a great job!'