Sustainable Sipping Fan Pillows

Recycling bottle bank.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

The youth shows responsibility!

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Whiskey, gin...doesn't matter. I'm into flex fuels.

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

'Think globally, drink locally.'

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'