Sustainable Sipper Pillows

'Recycled glass, recycled paper label, recycled plastic cork...I hate to think where the wine comes from.'

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

The youth shows responsibility!

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Whiskey, gin...doesn't matter. I'm into flex fuels.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

"Coffee-to-go mug."

The plastic straw-extended version

"You had me at alternative milk."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Recycling bottle bank.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

Gin-etic Engineering

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

New for Fall