Climate-conscious Sippers Pillows

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Recycling bottle bank.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

The youth shows responsibility!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

New for Fall

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Book Prediction Club

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

Whiskey, gin...doesn't matter. I'm into flex fuels.

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"Coffee-to-go mug."

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

The plastic straw-extended version