Climate-conscious Sippers Pillows

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Recycling bottle bank.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

The youth shows responsibility!

New for Fall

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

Global warming finally hits home. . .

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

Whiskey, gin...doesn't matter. I'm into flex fuels.

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Book Prediction Club

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"Coffee-to-go mug."

The plastic straw-extended version

New! Apple Mocha Latte.