Drink Sippers Pillows

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The last song before the party exploded.

Beach flirting

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Complaints Desk

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I told you to sip it!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Happy hour.

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

New for Fall