Wine Sippers Pillows

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.

Book Prediction Club

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Champagne

Deflator mouse

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Wino Appreciation Group

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Thursday is the new Friday

Baby it's cold outside.

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"You need a hobby."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'Happy New Year!'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

New for Fall

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."