Gourmet Sippers Pillows

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Menu Dating

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Can I get you another coffee?

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

New for Fall

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Wine Prices

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

Book Prediction Club

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.