Trendsetting Sippers Pillows

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Can I get you another coffee?

Happy hour.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Beethoven's 10th

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Wine Prices

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Book Prediction Club

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Tea Shop.

'Think globally, drink locally.'

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

One coffee please. Latte? Regular coffee. Menu. Espresso? Au lait? Mocha? Ice blended half-caf? Hazelnut thai treat? Pumpkin rhubarb spiced banana organic beef au gratin mashup latte? Regular coffee. Please, I'm begging

Watch out for this guy. Worse than passing bad checks, he asked for instant coffee and nondairy creamer.

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.

Santa and reindeer smoking cigars and drinking a glass of brandy in rocking chairs.

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

Coffee shop offers A-D-D-caf coffee

'Could I just get a large coffee without the 'coffee experience'?'