Trend-bucking Caffeine Sippers Pillows

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Night-shift entrance

"That's very offensive."

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Can I get you another coffee?

"With this system nobody ever needs a holiday. A doctor occasionally, but not a holiday."

Happy hour.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Acme Coffee Co.

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Take-A-Break

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Year End Sales

"Coffee doesn't get me out of bed in the morning. I need a direct short from a defibrillator."

Tea and Coffee

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Tea Shop.

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"I'm not sure if getting coffee is such a good idea."