Wine Sippers Mugs

Temperance Society: Cheese & Wine Evening 7:00 til 7:15.

Book Prediction Club

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Champagne

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Deflator mouse

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Wino Appreciation Group

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Thursday is the new Friday

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Baby it's cold outside.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"You need a hobby."

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Robert Morley

'Happy New Year!'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

New for Fall

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'