Casual Sippers Mugs

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Baby it's cold outside.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Happy hour.

Can I get you another coffee?

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

New for Fall

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Nappy Hour 2-3.

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Wine-O'Clock

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Book Prediction Club