Champagne Sippers Pillows

Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Champagne

We'll have Manhattans...

Deflator mouse

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Thursday is the new Friday

Baby it's cold outside.

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"Wine not?"

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"You need a hobby."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Happy New Year!'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Two Men Dining.

Female Couple Celebrating