Cocoa Sippers Pillows

Baby it's cold outside.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Beach flirting

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Complaints Desk

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Wine not?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'I told you to sip it!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Kids, those video games are going to desensitize you.'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

Dog businessman is smiling at the end of a long work day with his bone martini.

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Take care. At these parties you can get drunk very quickly.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

'Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap! My dad makes a lovely cup of cocoa.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Book Prediction Club

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'