Cocoa Sippers Prints

Baby it's cold outside.

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Beach flirting

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Complaints Desk

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Wine not?"

'I told you to sip it!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Kids, those video games are going to desensitize you.'

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Where hard cider comes from.

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Dog businessman is smiling at the end of a long work day with his bone martini.

Take care. At these parties you can get drunk very quickly.

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Book Prediction Club

'Yes, of course you can come in for a nightcap! My dad makes a lovely cup of cocoa.'

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'Yes, I'm retired but my former coworkers keep calling to find out who they should kiss up to.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today, everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grader means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanted to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"