Straw Sippers Pillows

I hate this @#$% humidity.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Baby it's cold outside.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

New for Fall

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Where hard cider comes from.

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Is the vodka fresh?"

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Book Prediction Club

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Stirrbucks

New! Apple Mocha Latte.

The plastic straw-extended version

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

'Happy hour, drinks half price'