Straw Sippers Pillows

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

Baby it's cold outside.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

New for Fall

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

Book Prediction Club

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Stirrbucks

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

The plastic straw-extended version