Sustainable Sipping Fan Mugs

Recycling bottle bank.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

The youth shows responsibility!

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

"My New Year's resolution last year was to recycle more, and since it was so successful, I'll recycle it for this year!"

Whiskey, gin...doesn't matter. I'm into flex fuels.

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

'Think globally, drink locally.'

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."