Sustainable Cooking Fan Mugs

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Barbeque Casualty.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Recycling bottle bank.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

Re-Gifting/Recycling

'Looks like a great job!'

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'