Sustainable Cooking Fan Gifts

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

Barbeque Casualty.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Ode to a Grill

Turtle Trailer Court

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Recycling bottle bank.

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Relax, honey — they’re apples."

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

'Looks like a great job!'

Re-Gifting/Recycling