Energy Food Fan Gifts

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Church Basement Foodie

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Skunk! How is it?"

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Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"