Energy Food Fan Gifts

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Church Basement Foodie

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tzatzikicicle

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Fridge-to-table"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

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Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"