Comfort Food Fan Gifts

'There is but one path to the inner peace you seek - chocolate!'

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

"My comfort food upset me."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"Why do you eat in a place like this?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'What's happened to American supremacy?'

'You're trying to tempt me with an apple...A tub of ice cream, perhaps?'

Lunch

You know that feeling you get after shoving 5,000 calories down your yam hole?

"You weren't that skinny BEFORE covid."

Snacks

'Potatoes AND stuffing!'

!There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'Plates? Dude, are you turning metrosexual on me ?'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."

What the Doctor Ordered

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Soup of the month.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Pasta

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….