Comfort Food Fans Gifts

Warming hands over soup.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Pasta

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Local food for local consumption

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Midwest Winter Items.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.