Comfort Foodies Gifts

'Home-style restaurant ' 'Throw you coat on the bed'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

I love Cannelloni

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Midwest Winter Items.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Ice Cream Flavors

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"