Comfort Food Lover Gifts

Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.

'Can I get an order of fries with that?'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Overweight woman eating ice cream out of a huge cup reading the word 'LOVE'.

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

We all have different ways of coping with rejection,but I find going to bed for five days with 8 kilos of choc chip works for me.

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'So what's this new wonder drug?'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

Breaking up was hard. The rejection, loss and emptiness. Not to mention all the nasty butterscotch ripple effects.

"Take two of these and call me in the morning!"

"Don't tell anybody, but just bring me some mac and cheese instead."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"I wish you could heat up a ready meal the way my mother used to heat up a ready meal."

Lonely? Chatty Couple & Cherry Pie 2 Miles

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"Would it be possible to get baked beans on toast. I'm not British – I'm just crazy."

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

'What's wrong with having leftovers from last night's TV dinners? We're watching part two of last night's show.'

What the Doctor Ordered

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I made your favorite potatoes."

Hot Dog

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"