Comfort Food Fanatic Gifts

"As we end our quarantine and all of the time we spent together, let's focus on what we've gained."

"Crunchy chicken wrap"

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!

Starchy Night

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We also have some specials on our 'Just Like Mother Made' menu."

Fantasy Diet League

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

I love Cannelloni

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Midwest Winter Items.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"