Comfort Food Fanatic Pillows

"As we end our quarantine and all of the time we spent together, let's focus on what we've gained."

"Crunchy chicken wrap"

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

Starchy Night

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We also have some specials on our 'Just Like Mother Made' menu."

Fantasy Diet League

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

I love Cannelloni

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Midwest Winter Items.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"