Comfort Food Aficionados Gifts

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Midwest Winter Items.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Ice Cream Flavors

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."