Comfort Food Aficionados Mugs

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

I don

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

I love Cannelloni

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Midwest Winter Items.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"